Pynchonite
I want digital watermarks, professional-quality lenses, and strained attempts to smile or be cute while turning yourself inside out in a group activity scenario.  From most- to least-recent, here's a couple of my favorite.

The Wild Horse dirt fondo in NW Utah this past weekend at the top of Hastings Pass in the Cedar Mountains, courtesy of Pete Vordenberg, photographer:
Wild Horse 5 May 2018 Hastings Pass.png  And from the (much more chill than the 2017 version) 2016 Crusher in the Tushar (wearing a helmet that later died in a collision with a parked car), this one was taken after coming out of Junction on the climb up to Eagle Point.
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